Note to self. Do not drink too much and pass out for five hours while food is in the oven
Note to self. Do not drink too much and pass out for five hours while food is in the oven
by Beerenthusiast1
36 Comments
MountainDawg1998
Drinking and cooking is a chicken alferdon’t.
Fluid-Stuff5144
Drinking until you pass out while alone is not great my man, regardless of the dinner.
Fluid-Stuff5144
Drinking until you pass out while alone is not great my man, regardless of the dinner.
ChelseaGrinUndying
You could’ve burned your place of residence down tbh
Tobsjo
I have made “Charcoal chicken” and I feel your loss.
TraciTheRobot
You could have burned alive. That’s how I lost my brother and his dog. Make sure you set a timer next to your ear next time you do that. I’m glad you’re okay
gluttonusrex
Good thing it didn’t catch fire OP, dodge that unfortunate incident
Wallaroo_Trail
Alfredo got what it deserves
Conscious-Permit-466
Why not?
BunniiMuffins
Crunchy
BunniiMuffins
Crunchy
BrimmJobb
Order food when your drinking or get a toaster oven or something that turns off automatically after the time hits. It’ll one avoid bad things and two bad smells…
BrimmJobb
Order food when your drinking or get a toaster oven or something that turns off automatically after the time hits. It’ll one avoid bad things and two bad smells…
DoctorWu_3
My cousin did this shit and blamed it on me
shartonashark
At that point the oven is usually off limits for me…. microwave only
Obadiah-Mafriq
glovato1
I did this with a digorno pizza once, I was so pissed when I woke up because I was hungry AF but also thankful that I didn’t burn my house down.
Frequent-Employer-23
Many people die this way. Don’t drink and oven
hollowbolding
chicken alfredon’t
edit i see someone beat me to it. i stand by this anyway
bikesboozeandbacon
Glad you’re okay but like, get help. This could have ended badly.
HandsomePaddyMint
Just scrape off the burnt part.
Reallysy2
That stuff isn’t worth it!
Crazy_Kale_9722
This belongs on r/drunkencookery
Flack1
Our oven has a function to turn the oven off after the timer goes off. It is very useful for situations like this.
krazye87
Thats why i cook uaing things with a timer. The microwave, ricecooker or instapot
Sanya_Zhidkiy
I hope you come out on top of whatever struggle you’re having.
SignificantExit3123
I did this once, & it scared me straight! Love me some Ramen noodles after a night out. Fell asleep, waitin for the water to boil for the noodles. Couldn’t for the life of me, understand why my cat wouldn’t leave me alone. Newsflash he was savin everyone’s fuckin life. Woke up to the water already boiled out of the pan & the handle smoking hot…. Lesson learned! That furry fucker gets anything he wants now. Only fair I saved his life, he saved mine. Glad we’re all ok but we gotta be smart & safer❣️
BiscottiSouth1287
I’m more mad that they skimped out on the chicken
Real_Dal
I’m thankful that when I was a drinker I had one rule I actually managed to abide by – the only cooking method I could use when drinking was the microwave. Still did a lot of other careless shit, but didn’t burn stuff up.
alfalfa-sandwich
Please be safe about this. My roommate did this last weekend while drunk and nearly burned our house down. My other roommate luckily smelt the burning food while we were all sleeping, and quickly took care of it. But if he wasn’t awake, I’m pretty sure nothing good would’ve came out of it. It’s an easy way to die in your sleep tbh.
2bags12kuai
Username checks out
nocerealever
Thanks, Marie Calendar
sneakycat96
Did the fire alarm not go off 😭😭
CowsWithGuns304
Buy a cooker with a timer. It saves my cooking daily from ADHD.
InfiniteBoxworks
I got too stoned and passed out cooking a few times. The corn dogs were still edible 2.5 hours in, just very blackened, but the ramen ruined my favorite pot. The metal liquefied. That’s when I learned that munchies should be bagged snacks, cold cuts, microwaved, or delivered.
36 Comments
Drinking and cooking is a chicken alferdon’t.
Drinking until you pass out while alone is not great my man, regardless of the dinner.
Drinking until you pass out while alone is not great my man, regardless of the dinner.
You could’ve burned your place of residence down tbh
I have made “Charcoal chicken” and I feel your loss.
You could have burned alive. That’s how I lost my brother and his dog. Make sure you set a timer next to your ear next time you do that. I’m glad you’re okay
Good thing it didn’t catch fire OP, dodge that unfortunate incident
Alfredo got what it deserves
Why not?
Crunchy
Crunchy
Order food when your drinking or get a toaster oven or something that turns off automatically after the time hits. It’ll one avoid bad things and two bad smells…
Order food when your drinking or get a toaster oven or something that turns off automatically after the time hits. It’ll one avoid bad things and two bad smells…
My cousin did this shit and blamed it on me
At that point the oven is usually off limits for me…. microwave only
I did this with a digorno pizza once, I was so pissed when I woke up because I was hungry AF but also thankful that I didn’t burn my house down.
Many people die this way. Don’t drink and oven
chicken alfredon’t
edit i see someone beat me to it. i stand by this anyway
Glad you’re okay but like, get help. This could have ended badly.
Just scrape off the burnt part.
That stuff isn’t worth it!
This belongs on r/drunkencookery
Our oven has a function to turn the oven off after the timer goes off. It is very useful for situations like this.
Thats why i cook uaing things with a timer. The microwave, ricecooker or instapot
I hope you come out on top of whatever struggle you’re having.
I did this once, & it scared me straight! Love me some Ramen noodles after a night out. Fell asleep, waitin for the water to boil for the noodles. Couldn’t for the life of me, understand why my cat wouldn’t leave me alone. Newsflash he was savin everyone’s fuckin life. Woke up to the water already boiled out of the pan & the handle smoking hot…. Lesson learned! That furry fucker gets anything he wants now. Only fair I saved his life, he saved mine. Glad we’re all ok but we gotta be smart & safer❣️
I’m more mad that they skimped out on the chicken
I’m thankful that when I was a drinker I had one rule I actually managed to abide by – the only cooking method I could use when drinking was the microwave. Still did a lot of other careless shit, but didn’t burn stuff up.
Please be safe about this. My roommate did this last weekend while drunk and nearly burned our house down. My other roommate luckily smelt the burning food while we were all sleeping, and quickly took care of it. But if he wasn’t awake, I’m pretty sure nothing good would’ve came out of it. It’s an easy way to die in your sleep tbh.
Username checks out
Thanks, Marie Calendar
Did the fire alarm not go off 😭😭
Buy a cooker with a timer. It saves my cooking daily from ADHD.
I got too stoned and passed out cooking a few times. The corn dogs were still edible 2.5 hours in, just very blackened, but the ramen ruined my favorite pot. The metal liquefied. That’s when I learned that munchies should be bagged snacks, cold cuts, microwaved, or delivered.
Chicken Inferno